Saturday, 5 November 2011

Five things you may not do with a pig

(because of UK law - you might be able to do them elsewhere.)

1. Take it for a walk.
2. Feed it pigswill.
3. Take it anywhere at all within 20 days of last taking it somewhere.
4. Take it anywhere without alerting the pig-tracking authorities you are doing so.
5. Feed it something you put on your own plate before changing your mind and deciding the pig could have it.

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